Redskins Drinking Game

It’s a Redskins drinking game for all of us fans who stick around for the beatings.  Let’s face it; we’re the abused wife to the Redskins’ angry drunk factory worker of a husband.  Here’s how to make Sunday a little more fun.

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Redskins Drinking Game

Drink once when we’re unable to convert on the third down.

Drink twice when we turnover the ball.

Drink three times when we are forced into kicking a field goal because we’re too inept to close the deal in the red zone with a touchdown, no matter how epic our offensive drive down the field was.

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The drinking game’s perfection lies in its simplicity.  Three line items guaranteed to show you a good time if the Redskins won’t.

Let’s face it, even though we won today, we still feel like we’re playing pee-wee league football.  THREE field goals and no touchdowns? Seriously?

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7 Responses to Redskins Drinking Game

  1. Patrick says:

    Even during a bad game you’ll have a great time! Or a really, really, really bad time.

  2. Ohmygoshi says:

    hahaha i love it! totally putting this in effect next week!

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