It’s a Redskins drinking game for all of us fans who stick around for the beatings. Let’s face it; we’re the abused wife to the Redskins’ angry drunk factory worker of a husband. Here’s how to make Sunday a little more fun.
Redskins Drinking Game
Drink once when we’re unable to convert on the third down.
Drink twice when we turnover the ball.
Drink three times when we are forced into kicking a field goal because we’re too inept to close the deal in the red zone with a touchdown, no matter how epic our offensive drive down the field was.
The drinking game’s perfection lies in its simplicity. Three line items guaranteed to show you a good time if the Redskins won’t.
Let’s face it, even though we won today, we still feel like we’re playing pee-wee league football. THREE field goals and no touchdowns? Seriously?