America’s Next Top Model

There are two things that always occur on America’s Next Top Model every cycle, without fail:

1. Someone says, “I’m not here to make friends!” This is, more often than not, the self-proclaimed bitch of the house, but they are the ones who want the most attention, want people to feel bad for them the most, etc, ad infinitum.  This usually occurs within the first couple of episodes, but sometimes you get lucky and it’s more than one girl.
2. A lot of times, when a girl gets booted out of the competition, their sobbing messy exit interview (usually with sad music, and a slow-mo montage of their awful photos to date) is punctuated with the following statement, without fail: “This will not be the last you see of me. This is just the beginning.”  The more of a train wreck the girl is, the more likely you are to hear this gem of a phrase.  You’re right! This won’t be the last of you I see; I’ll see you at the WalMart!

God, I love this show. I shouldn’t, but I can’t look away.