Okay! Fine! I lied yesterday!
I didn’t “almost glue my hand to the television remote and Horatio (left)”. There’s no almost about it. I glued myself to Horatio’s head and the television remote at the same time.
Okay, that’s still lying.
I simultaneously glued myself to Horatio with my left hand, the remote with my right hand, Clover’s foot (right) with my right foot, and a piece of paper with my left foot, while assembling parts of our centerpieces. It wasn’t even a small amount of glue either. We were really stuck.
Oh well. Now you know. I promise not to lie again.
At least it’s not as bad as the time I glued part of my hand to Patrick’s face while he was sleeping. In my defense, I was able to detach myself without waking him up!